Wayne was teeing off from the men’s tee. On his downswing, he realised that his wife was teeing up on the woman’s tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the head, killing her instantly.
A few days later, Wayne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner: “Wayne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the head, is that correct ?”
Wayne : “Yes mate, that’s correct.”
Coroner: “Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her arse.”
Wayne : “Was it a Titleist 3 ?”
Coroner: “It was, yes”
Wayne : “That was my provisional.”