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An Outdoors man

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day,

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 Kms through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through prickle bushes. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a
few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“No,” I replied, “I’m just a crappy golfer.”

By Richard Fellner

Winner of multiple Australian Golf Media Awards – including "Best Column" for his monthly Starters Box column as Editor for Inside Golf Magazine – Richard Fellner is the quintessential Golf Tragic—having played the game for over 40 years (but has never gotten any better.) He has played and reviewed courses all over the world, and has interviewed many of the great players of the game (including Jack Nicklaus, Tom Watson and Greg Norman). Richard is a member of both the Australian Golf Writers Association and the Golf Society of Australia, and he is a regular guest on many Australian "sports talk" radio shows and networks, including ABC Grandstand, SEN 1116, Melbourne Talk Radio 1377, 2GB and others.

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